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Thursday, September 30, 2004
Thankya Wikers!
Been at an exhibition all day today and I do believe networking can be fun sometimes, but other times you lips get dry, your throat stings and you are nodding at someone and you don't know what the hell they are talking about... luckily that didn't happen too much. A load of school kids were running around collecting anything free they could get there hands onto (why would someone need 10 lead pencils?? Lead pencils are so 90's). I had to near enough smack a couple little bitch boys who decided it be funny to look at the Champagne we had for a prize draw while they were putting it into a exhibition bag filled with other crap they will probably throw out when they get home. You know what their excuse was.. "Ohh I thought it was free!" hmmm "Well firstly you little fucktard if you see that big poster next to it and on the table saying.. WIN A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE WITH OUR PRIZEDRAW. You would certainly estimate that it wasn't for free and secondly you little snot-drivelling anal retentive dick who looks to have just come right off the wall at Ealing... YOUR 14!!! Now scamper!"
Apart from that I drank a tanker load of free coffee and handed out my number to pretty women (work number unfortunately.. for business reasons financial.. and because I'm starting to turn into a monk). Long talk with Sam this afternoon.. good to catch up with the Foo!! Women beware the Foo is single again.. and in his words 'Luvin` eeet!' Anyhooo danke Wikers for the long cable, but I think it is slowing down my speed online [shrug]! By the way is it me or does Wayne Rooney looks like he needs the special bus??? And go and check out Oribtal's : Blue Album at http://www.loopz.co.uk/discog/album/blue.html which I've picked up today. It was released back in late June and was their last album (until they reform when they are 60 and still probably popping hefty size portion of pills). Now to leave you with some of my ghey poofeetree, which I may tend to do from time to time, just to enforce that I have some feminity or maybe I'm just bordering on closetness?!? O_o Making Plans ----------- My pictures with you, On your tall mantelpiece. But never again, In your pocket for keeps. ------------- To make my own, You have to be, Someone forgotten, But left by our sea. ------------- The tortures we hold. That pain exists. Our darkest days, We'll hold our own lists ------------- So here I am. Alone once more. My simple excuse of you, No more courage to call. ------------- I pack my bags. My heart just can't stay. No matter how far I go, I'll always be in your way. gnight.. ps. It has no meaning.
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