Writing 400 words is sometimes a very impossible task for some. But I tend to write up to a thousand words when the steam is released from my head. So when I see an opportunity for a little bit of freelance work within a newspaper, I jump at the chance, have a read of some of my old entries and see which ones would get a smile from someone reading said trash about my infamous exploits.

Sure it's a little bit of an amusement to get yourself published in a paper, and sure you could think of your hopes being raised that a prospect is delivered soon after. Toying with the idea of re-working my 3 score minus one post, I managed to cut down a good 500-600 words before i re-read it again and thought that it would probably has lost all possible vitality if i did any more, that and it looked completely naked and bare from any entire thought.

So now I have to await and put myself back on the boil again until my next ejaculation of confused steam is released.

I bet you thought dirty thoughts when I wrote 'ejaculation' - didn't you!?