"I'm going to name my dog... Come 'ere" Mick says.

Now Mick is the spitting image of Eric Bana and sounds like him during his Chopper movie - and yes he does an impersonation when we get him drunk. Mick is one of the neighbours - Flat 4 to be precise. I'm standing in Flat 2's balcony with Lou (one of the residents of Flat 2) discussing what we usually do on an evening.... absolute bollocks. I think I've been blessed with the best neighbours in London, as they all are friendly and have a wicked sense of humor.

"How's that?" says Lou.

"Well I just want to name my dog... Come 'ere." Mick looks over our shoulders and starts to role-play.

"Oi! Come 'ere..." Tapping his thigh "Come 'ere!!!!"

He bends down and pats his imaginary dog. "That's a good boy.. arhhh"

He motions to shoo the dog away and then says, "Get outta it!" while waving his hands around, presumably the dog is getting into something it shouldn't "Oi!! Get outta it!"

Lou slips in with a wink and sly smile "So... that's when your other dog comes bounding over?"

It's ingenious comedy material that I have been part of, listening to and laughing hysterically with.