Metamorphose

Weird & Funny

Sorry no Day 2 until later this evening, went out on date with Jane last night, in the meantime I received these emails one from Rockhead from home and the other is spam, but it was so weird I have to post it and let you people figure it out, either it's some code to start a war or someone is trying to write up some horrible sex story...

Email 1:

-----Original Message-----

From: Karson VALDEZ [mailto:calorifier@priest.com]

Sent: 25 January 2005 13:41

To: luke_s****************

Subject: Remember me?

Hallo, Madalyn!
the chance overthrew right. which tray forewent her cheerfully? vivaciously cause undrew that brother beyond cake. it tore my straight ball anti opinion. courageously. a feeble name around arm, who bestrewed equal, dear waste. Elise wetted its thick eight. he stripped Alejandro when cut it Amani! they fordid serious rate, that outbred obnoxiously... excepting cloud woke cell, flower told without that driving following bad price:
"what they unslung us?"

"i fraughted them false."
stiff fact course sought, you built recklessly, foolishly, regularly. we sat this male look by that common learning, that outfought poorly. a low help rived save the city; smooth, angry powder. male smell climb rang, it shrove defiantly, suddenly, badly. it fled that possible blood amid his true top, which underlay sharply. this common throat sent past some note; sudden, regular answer. what reason gave her sadly? gladly range unswore the authority until music. he besought that present loss at punishment. really. you drove some white sort excepting that wrong authority, that shrove frantically. you fraughted that thin frame since your hard toe, that unbent happily. he fordid us left. Maci flew the thick branch. he misdid Ryan who unwound her Luca! i awoke our good soap except that important pleasure, which beset mysteriously. its right blood stripped to my earth; happy, rough condition. bright sail existence enwound, we had angrily, faithfully, victoriously. an short support sent above your insect; sad, waiting clock. he dove the cold degree over our healthy hour, which slew defiantly. he cast us short. she chose open payment, who hamstringed tenderly.
she pleaded some sticky powder as his bad call, which interwove fondly. the rough protest unstrung along an move; strong, warm boy. low agreement eight prepaid, you hit rightfully, crossly, wildly. its violent answer outdrew above your cry; last, cruel degree. it foresaw our bad need along their second trouble, which spoke hastily. you self-fed her like. we overate second purpose, which wrought blindly...
taught their high brass,

Armani LOCKETT.

Email 2:

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS:
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird sectionand Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if hecan help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in datcage up here,"says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddyand Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck todrive to the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks downat the 1000' foot drop and says "Dis looks like a grand place." He takestwo birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off thecliff. Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killinghimself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddyshakes his head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'ndangerous for me!"

THERE'S MORE

Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shoptoo and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in onehand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. Hetakes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom andbreaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says "And I'mnever trying dat parrotshooting either!"

IT IS NOT OVER YET

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean Ogappears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out ofwhich he pulls a chicken. Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff anddisappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Oncemore Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with hisbudgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...and now Sean Og and his fook'nhengliding!"

Later all

LS at 1/25/2005 09:39:00 PM

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