Well I was going to go to the Ealing Jazz Festival, Liv's birthday party on Saturday and to out for dinner and drinks on Sunday. However managed to cook Jo a meal on Friday and sloth around at her house until Monday morning where I proceeded to take the next two days off work due to the a conformed conscription of needed abscense... ie. the infamous sickie.

During this time I have recuperated to the point of losing my bags under my eyes and have the fresh face a baby! Alas work this week will be filled with smiles and cheered followed by a weekend of getting Luke completely trashed he forgets his own name, signs up for the Jihad Liberation Front and fails detonation on an unused train service in Nebraska....

Tube's are still all chaotic here in London, however as you would get from the government we have the 'reds under the bed' histeria going on, a lot of muslims are getting jacked up and searched, one guy at work has papers now to show police he doesn't need to be searched because he has already been searched (5 other seperate occasions). I think he didn't see the funny when I said 'Maybe you should shave?!' But hey...if you cant smile you could just......

http://www.iamfuckingterrified.com/

Hope you all are well with your cod-pieces!