Metamorphose

METAMORPHOSE

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this mighty o'rehanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire; why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in apprehension, how like a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither.

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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Cracked smile
What is it with the English and their teeth. Did the MP for National Health in England miss the memo regarding denistry fifty years ago and have and the government hasn't produced another one since?

When I first arrived here I heard the jokes and rumors and sure I saw a couple of old drunks in and outside the pub who would put Nosferatu to shame, but I never thought too much of it.

But when you see it so often the blackened teeth or brown yellow stained gums you just cringe. I do not think it's a vanity thing but I do believe that washing your teeth with some sort of toothpaste does help.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm afraid of the medical practice, and even more afraid of the dentist, I think it's a little bit of a family pass-me-down as I dentist to me are like going to the grim reaper for a check up. I do however consider I look after my teeth a little better than most English.... well considering that they only wash once a week I suppose you can't really blame them.

Anyhow - totally bored at home, saw a guy on tv getting interviewed and it made me throw up a little in my mouth when he smiled.

LS at 11/24/2005 11:24:00 PM

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