It's a casual fact of life that will get junk email constantly coming in from your friends and family in regards to women, men, dogs, cats, holidays, romance, jokes, religion, I want your money can you put it in my bank account, pictures, family, drinking, sex, racism, sexism, plagerism, comics, last night, last week , last month, 20 years ago, invites, transition stages of your life, personal crisis, employment crisis, unemployment crisis, good times and bad, weddings, funerals, operations, war, death, decay, birth..... I could go on and on and on.

Lately I've been flooded with the Hoff... the damn bastard has invaded my dream last night, every day I come into work I see a brand new picture with the Hoff's head branded on some fool or well the Hoff in his prime during the 80's (scary shit!). So I've got a lock down on all Hoff pictures from now on.. he is starting to freak me out, not as much as clowns do, but he is getting close!

• Off to Munich next weekend with Ben and Horse, meeting up with Zeek who is living there and I forgot to ask so I spent another 100 quid on accomodation. Di and her friends will be there that weekend as well so it could turn into a bizarre weekend as Di is a strange, overly-excited female who talks about sex way too much for most people's likings, mine no... I laugh too much when she starts up about it.
  
• Jo arrives back from South Africa on Sunday... Yay!
  
• Lad's are talking about Russia for New Years this year, but I dunno yet... they speak Russian there and drink lots of Vodka and the women are a little freaky with their moustaches.
  

"I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider."