I have some weird friends. I love them so, but after reading this little email to me, I felt a little disturbed by it all. Having flashbacks to Clerks 2 - "Hey Fucko .... it's Inter-species Erotica!"


Lightbringer

There is a Horse of the name LUKAS and he is very popular especially now for breeding. His offspring do very well so much so that in breeding season, he "has" to be collected from often daily. This clever process is no more than useing a tease mare to entice the fella,then manually stroke and work him untill climax.A collection unit is the tough part. They needed a feel-good slide on fake vagina to give the guy the best experiance, as they would be asking him tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow again. After dollars they made a horse size lifelike latex 2 chambered special - end- expanding receptical. It felt soft,had a nice grip on the outside, and in use the cylander was lined with very warm water and worked just so. It seemed to feel just like the real thing. And it worked very very well.So much so that they patented a human size version, too.
They call it the" Fleshlight"
Lukas, lightbringer!

For people just staring awkardly - Luke does mean the bringer of light.... it shines out of my arse three times a day!