Hardly ever update on a Saturday afternoon, maybe because I'm too hung over to even contemplating coming near this device of evil.

Spent last night in Soho with Brad and his work colleagues. Tim kept running around with his digital and taking photo's, last I heard he was up to 82 pic's by the end of the night... I was blinded so many times I stumbled and nearly fell over on more than one occasion.

On the bus today went passed Twickenham. England and Canada were playing rugby and the streets why lined with English supporters.. was very surreal for some reason, kind of quiet as people were walking like sheep towards the stadium (I had to get off and cross over Twickenham bridge to catch another bus to Hounslow). Quite a few punters selling tickets and I was kind of thinking maybe.. then I said maybe not.. I don't support England nor Canada so what's the bloody use.

Speaking to Brad last night and he was going to try and set me up with Chelsea and Fulham tickets for next weekend... hope it's not the Sunday as we both met some gal's last night who managed to tossle their way into coming to the Roast next Sunday... oh and if that's not enough - one's a vegetarian!!! Although one's Swedish too .... Ja Ja Vee Like Za Roast!! (oh and swede's don't really talk like that, German girls do, Swede's english is very well spoken, although sounds too American for me sometimes for certain words)

As I said I'm off to see Shez's band tonight in N16 (which is way North London). He said his band goes on at 9:30 and its a 3 quid entry... nothing else planned tonight.

Sam was suppose to meet up with us last night.. I just remembered.. he must have got side tracked. Speaking of - here's a pick of the other week with the Foo and I sharing my grouse spag bol and a bottle of Lanson's!




I still haven't told you all about last weekend. Well put it this way I went out on a date .. well I was saying to someone the other day I hate that word.. but it's too hard to describe anything else.. so I say date... I digress. With Lauren last Friday, end up meeting the boys at Hammersmith for some drinks and then meet Lauren in Covent Garden... I end up getting mashed with her in some trendy bar and find myself on the last tube home. I fall asleep wake up at my stop and jump out having the desire to devour a greasy kebab and so I trounce over and get me the Beef Special with Garlic sauce (no packet of mints to save me)... then I get it and then think... Hungry One is down the road I could go a Calfornian Burger!! So I stumble down there and manage to order the burger as well.. I stumble the way home gorging myself on this burger and from there is what I can just remember.. as the housemates fill me in on the rest!

I managed to walk into the back door at 2am singing, and then pronouncing that ;
"It's Friday night.. you fucka's.. and y'all in bed!"
I than am told I went up to Lindsey's room yelling for her, knowing that she is with some guy and saying;
"So has he got a big dick?"
Lindsey comes out laughing at me, as she see's me with a Kebab and I am flinging lettuce and beef all over the place singing;
"I am the angel of death .. with my garlic breath"
She then takes me down stairs and she said she asked me why I wasn't home with my date, I managed to slurred the lines
"I couldn't get it up if I tried..." Lindsey said she had laughed at me after this and she said .. "I'll take you to bed."
Caveman Luke enters - as she said I uttered "Alllright baby..." taking off my trousers and chasing her up to her bedroom... she managed to throw me into bed and take off my shows and jacket... she also told me that I dragged her onto bed and tried dry-humping her leg... she didn't mind as she was laughing too hard at me... she left me after I let her go and went back to her room telling me I was a 'Dirty Barstard' .

Alex tells me that I didn't get to sleep for another hour as I was laughing and singing to myself....

However Piss Boy also struck the same night I was told next morning too, he managed to piss on the inside of our front door and then all over our toilet.. not inside it of course! I laughed very hard at Paul on Saturday with my devine headache of justice! Alex reminds me that when they met and she first took him back to her place, he was so drunk he managed to get up knock over a wall unit and try to start pissing into her cupboard.... ahh love at first sight I'd say!