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Thursday, October 14, 2004
Alas poor Yorrick
Reading the Metro today it was only fitting to see the Welsh local government spending an absolute fortune on teaching people Political Correctness and to stamp out some words which are being used. What I can recall was the following - nit-picking, bulldozer & manila. All these words have ties to some old language in life, which was news to me until I read them.
Nit-picking is related to lice treatment of slaves In later news I believe the following will soon hit the streets of london and I'm going to have to go and get me a pair ---> http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6484724§ion=news Been organising New Years eve with Bradders - so far 8 of the boyz heading up there to meet a few more people in Edinburgh for Hogmanay! Should be good, unless they cancel and we are stuck in a pub beating off slappers :) Short and sweet... I bet this one isn't PC !! Thanks to Sam for this marvellous calculation I have written into my diary; What is a girlfriend? Addition of problems Subtraction of money Multiplication of enemies Division of friends And since I haven't got too much to talk about, I wrote this dream down a while back and you can have a read, I do not dream as often as I should recall, and really find them interesting and somewhat humorous. Of course practically very personally people still find the tendency to discuss them. 8:14pm, Tuesday 31st of August I was tired this afternoon and fell asleep on my bed for a few hours and I'm glad but this is what I dreamt. "I was what seemed to be still in London but obviously was warped away during the start of the dream with my good mates. Kirt definitely was there, and I'm pretty sure Sam was there with a girlfriend. Kirt was always by my side, chatting and everyone was very aware of me and really happy I was with them. Where I was warped or seemed to come across because it looked like we were hungry was a McDonalds of some sort and I don’t think I got something to eat, (because what eventuated from my brain was something I thought I couldn't feel again.. love??) a slender 24-25 year woman sidled up to me as we were walking out and started chatting. She seemed also very happy to see me. She didn't look familiar although she did in another strange way. It was not a woman I feel I had met yet, but was beautiful and see seemed to fit amongst everyone else chatting and walking. I was not talking too much. Only talking when I felt it was ok. Kirt however said to me everytime from now until the end of the dream. 'Luke she is gorgeous, I really like her when she is not an animal' (I not sure if this was the right context of what he was saying, but I think Kirt was relating to an external and internal manifest of her being as well, I think he may have said I like her external nature but watch out for her internal being). I looked around when he said this one time and found she had transformed into a beautiful white wolf with grey tinge. (Now I am in love with wolves and think they are beautiful beings, they have this attractive state which also have this animal state that cannot be manhandle or controlled – also the manifest could be a sub-conscious telling me to go play some DAOC as I have been playing my hunter somewhat). I didn’t get her name throughout the whole dream. She starting talking to me and becoming quite affectionate towards me, not knowing her I became a little stand offish, seeing how beautiful she was I let her continue. She started saying to me 'I knew you would come back' 'You don't remember me do you?' 'Nevermind I am just so happy to see you after all this time' 'We both have had been seeing other people, but I came back to this stupid job and knew you would come back' This started freaking me out, although very proud to have come back for her, I feel I still don’t remember who she was and what she wanted. I felt a sense of I'm quite lucky and I never intended for this to happen but somewhere fate had involved itself. I don’t visit McDonalds very often and I never have worked at one. Maybe the manifest of McDonalds was incorrect and could have been KFC, but I definitely had no crushes on anyone at KFC (KFC = McDonalds rejects). We kept walking and she kept telling me how much she had missed me and she began holding my hand, my arm, hugging me and I began the same thing. It felt so right, even though I didn't know who she was or why she was with me, I felt lucky, I felt in love and it all felt so right. Kirt kept telling me how much he liked her, Sam was with me but had his own girl who sometimes spoke to this one I was seeing. (I'm thinking of naming her which could make my brain think about dreaming of her again). She kept saying she knew I would come back to McDonalds, as if I frequented this place or worked here, and she had taken on this dead end job just in the hope for me to one day pass through, but how could I when I was in London and knew I was then all of a sudden I was somewhere back home it seemed in Sydney. She then pulled me to one side and said 'Don't you remember at Camp *****' (Can't recall the name but she did say it and I'm angry for not having a lead to my dream) as soon as she had said that word, I had some type of flashback to days at a Camp or a retreat with me and a group of people laughing at a table and I looked up stared into her eyes and she also… FLASH back to dream at hand. I smiled and I thought this whole thing was a joke, until I kissed her. The whole dream continuing was a little fuzzy after that as I was waking up. Last thing I remember was she had a friend, a guy with dreads or something, white Caucasian about 22-24. He looked neutral to me. Then he said something. 'You're not me!!!' I woke up! Goodnight I have a box full of dreams which I dare not open sitting on my floor, maybe one day I might wake up. Diary of the Gods - Jetblack |
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