Metamorphose

METAMORPHOSE

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this mighty o'rehanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire; why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in apprehension, how like a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither.

What's new?

This Monthly's Funny



Links


Archives


You may leave comments by clicking
on the stories below. Be nice :)

Banner


Listed on BlogShares
Locations of visitors to this page
Technorati Profile
Add to Technorati Favorites

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

5 minutes with Luke
1. What time did you get up this morning?
Time has no relevance, making it to work on-time does
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Obviously this was made for a female, what the fuck would I want with either. Sell them I suppose.
3. What was the last movie you saw?
Watched Dodgeball & Roadtrip last night because I was bored and I laughed my head off.
"It's like watching a bunch of retards fuck a door knob!"

4. What is your favourite TV show?
I don't mind ER, always have enjoyed the stories. I suppose it's like watching Star Trek, all those big words they throw about in a rush and panic, you don't know what the hell they are talking about, but it sounds cool.
5. What did you have for breakfast?
Ham & Cheese Toasted, Pint of fresh apple juice and a Latte
6. What is your middle name?
Edward.. just call me Ed
7. What is your favourite cuisine?
Thai
8. What foods do you dislike?
Eat mostly anything, even tried fresh asparagus for the first time the other week, my mother made me hate it because it looked awful tinned, that and she use to chase me around the kitchen with it. I suppose organ's would be the correct answer (except kidney)
9. What is your favourite chip flavour?
CC's Mexicano
10. What is the last 3 CD's you have bought?
Interpol - Antics, Chemical Brothers - Push the button, Gotan Project - La Revancha Del Tango
11. What kind of car do you drive?
Julius Marlow
12. Favourite sandwich?
Ham, cheese, avocado, mayo toasted
13. What characteristic do you despise?
Judgement
14. Favourite items of clothing?
Jeans
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would
you go?
South America
16. What colour is your bathroom?
White... apart from the disgusting paint peeling and the land lord not fixing the showerhead and... and... I'm angry now, how dare you ask me that question!
17. Favourite brands of clothing?
Soul Brother/Blunt/Merrell
18. Where would you retire to?
A place called home
19. Favourite time of the day?
When someone says - "Want to go for a drink?"
20. What was your most memorable birthday?
Went to a really good one about a month ago.
21. Where were you born?
Camperdown, Sydney
22. Favourite sport(s) to watch?
Rugby, Football.. Darts ONE HUNDRED ANNDDDD EEEEIIIIGGHHHHHTTTEEEEEE!!!!
23 Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
The new pope
24. Person you expect to send it back first?
Don't care, not interested really in other people, I'm so self involved :D
25. What fabric detergent do you use?
Like I ca... it cleans cloths and really this survey was going well until it got to this, you going to be clutching at straws for the rest now.
26. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke
27. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Hoot Hoot
28. What is your shoe size?
14 - yes and its true...big shoes... big socks!
29. Do you have any pets?
In London no...
30. Any words of wisdom you'd like to share with your friends?
Don't talk to me when I'm busy...like the person sitting next to me at work is talking to me...driving me nuts!!! Like I care about what you bought at the shop just now!
31. What did you want to be when you were little?
Fire Engine!
32. What are you doing today?
Not being able to do my work because of programming glitch in advert submissions, thus waiting for it to be fixed, which it won't be and knowing the phone calls I will get tomorrow if it isn't. So therefore I will now have to talk to all the consultants in relation to the glitch and explain to them why.
33. What state do you live in?
three states:
feigned indifference, childlike and self involvement (stole this one off Lindsey)

34. Who is the last person you want to see when your life on earth is
over?
Last person -> some guy named Bubba who wants to make me squeal like a pig...
Last thing -> Waking up to see the inside lid of a coffin!

35. What is the farthest this will travel to reach a friend?
Mars - hello Bob!

LS at 5/03/2005 09:13:00 PM

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home

Diary of the Gods - Jetblack