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Tuesday, May 03, 2005
5 minutes with Luke
1. What time did you get up this morning? Time has no relevance, making it to work on-time does 2. Diamonds or pearls? Obviously this was made for a female, what the fuck would I want with either. Sell them I suppose. 3. What was the last movie you saw? Watched Dodgeball & Roadtrip last night because I was bored and I laughed my head off. "It's like watching a bunch of retards fuck a door knob!" 4. What is your favourite TV show? I don't mind ER, always have enjoyed the stories. I suppose it's like watching Star Trek, all those big words they throw about in a rush and panic, you don't know what the hell they are talking about, but it sounds cool. 5. What did you have for breakfast? Ham & Cheese Toasted, Pint of fresh apple juice and a Latte 6. What is your middle name? Edward.. just call me Ed 7. What is your favourite cuisine? Thai 8. What foods do you dislike? Eat mostly anything, even tried fresh asparagus for the first time the other week, my mother made me hate it because it looked awful tinned, that and she use to chase me around the kitchen with it. I suppose organ's would be the correct answer (except kidney) 9. What is your favourite chip flavour? CC's Mexicano 10. What is the last 3 CD's you have bought? Interpol - Antics, Chemical Brothers - Push the button, Gotan Project - La Revancha Del Tango 11. What kind of car do you drive? Julius Marlow 12. Favourite sandwich? Ham, cheese, avocado, mayo toasted 13. What characteristic do you despise? Judgement 14. Favourite items of clothing? Jeans 15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? South America 16. What colour is your bathroom? White... apart from the disgusting paint peeling and the land lord not fixing the showerhead and... and... I'm angry now, how dare you ask me that question! 17. Favourite brands of clothing? Soul Brother/Blunt/Merrell 18. Where would you retire to? A place called home 19. Favourite time of the day? When someone says - "Want to go for a drink?" 20. What was your most memorable birthday? Went to a really good one about a month ago. 21. Where were you born? Camperdown, Sydney 22. Favourite sport(s) to watch? Rugby, Football.. Darts ONE HUNDRED ANNDDDD EEEEIIIIGGHHHHHTTTEEEEEE!!!! 23 Who do you least expect to send this back to you? The new pope 24. Person you expect to send it back first? Don't care, not interested really in other people, I'm so self involved :D 25. What fabric detergent do you use? Like I ca... it cleans cloths and really this survey was going well until it got to this, you going to be clutching at straws for the rest now. 26. Coke or Pepsi? Coke 27. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Hoot Hoot 28. What is your shoe size? 14 - yes and its true...big shoes... big socks! 29. Do you have any pets? In London no... 30. Any words of wisdom you'd like to share with your friends? Don't talk to me when I'm busy...like the person sitting next to me at work is talking to me...driving me nuts!!! Like I care about what you bought at the shop just now! 31. What did you want to be when you were little? Fire Engine! 32. What are you doing today? Not being able to do my work because of programming glitch in advert submissions, thus waiting for it to be fixed, which it won't be and knowing the phone calls I will get tomorrow if it isn't. So therefore I will now have to talk to all the consultants in relation to the glitch and explain to them why. 33. What state do you live in? three states: feigned indifference, childlike and self involvement (stole this one off Lindsey) 34. Who is the last person you want to see when your life on earth is over? Last person -> some guy named Bubba who wants to make me squeal like a pig... Last thing -> Waking up to see the inside lid of a coffin! 35. What is the farthest this will travel to reach a friend? Mars - hello Bob! Diary of the Gods - Jetblack |
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